Just Back From The Ranch Malibu: A Reset Like No Other
I just returned from The Ranch Malibu, and it’s one of those experiences that stays with you long after you unpack your bags. It’s not a vacation in the traditional sense, it’s a full reset. Structured, intentional, challenging, and incredibly rewarding.
The Ranch Malibu runs as a 6‑night / 7‑day program, with a maximum of 27 guests at a time, all arriving and departing together. From the moment you arrive, there’s a sense of shared purpose, everyone is there for the same reason: to unplug, move their body, eat clean, and reconnect with themselves.
What a Day at The Ranch Actually Looks Like
People always ask “what do you actually do all day?” — so here’s a real look at a typical day.
5:30am wake‑up (yes, really and by chimes)
30‑minute morning stretch to gently wake up your body
Breakfast, thoughtfully prepared and nutrient‑dense (no dairy or gluten in any of their meals)
2 or 4‑hour guided hike through the Santa Monica Mountains (the scenery alone is worth it) you pick how long you want to go for and can change it daily
Lunch back at the ranch
Afternoon workout class or yoga, depending on the day
Daily massage (a huge highlight, every single day)
Free time to shower, rest, journal, or simply be still
Dinner together as a group, followed by lights out early
In between, there are moments of education, reflection, and recovery built into the flow. Everything is intentional from hydration reminders to evening wind‑down time. You don’t have to think, plan, or decide anything. You just show up.
What the Program Includes (and What Makes It Different)
This isn’t a choose‑your‑own‑adventure wellness retreat. The Ranch is highly structured — and that’s what makes it so effective.
You can expect:
Daily long hikes (adjusted by fitness level)
Daily strength training, yoga, or core classes
A daily massage (non‑negotiable and incredible)
Plant‑based, organic meals designed to support the program (they have added meat and fish proteins but only served Tuesday and Thursday. They also have hard boiled fresh farm eggs for breakfast and lunch for added protein.
No alcohol, caffeine, sugar, or processed foods
No phones during the day (liberating, honestly)
It’s challenging, physically and mentally but you’re supported every step of the way by an amazing team.
Who The Ranch Is Best For
One of the most surprising (and comforting) things: about 60% of guests come solo, but it’s also great for couples and friends.
This is ideal for:
Anyone feeling burnt out or overstimulated
People craving structure and accountability
Those looking to reset habits around movement, sleep, and nutrition
Anyone who wants time alone without feeling lonely
You’ll absolutely connect with others. Hikes and meals naturally create conversation — but there’s zero pressure to socialize beyond what feels right.
Best Time to Go
The Ranch Malibu is great year‑round, but each season offers something different:
Spring: Lush greenery, cooler hiking temperatures
Summer: Longer days, warmer mornings, golden light
Fall: Crisp air, fewer crowds, stunning sunsets
Winter: Quiet, reflective, and deeply restorative (this is when I was there and it’s so cozy with the fires going
If you’re sensitive to heat, spring or fall are ideal. If you love warmth and long days, summer is beautiful.
Why You’d Go (And Why It’s Worth It)
You don’t go to The Ranch to relax — you go to reset.
By the end, I felt:
Clearer mentally
Stronger physically
Sleeping deeper than I had in months
Reconnected to simple routines
It strips life back to the basics: move, eat well, rest, repeat. And in doing so, it reminds you how good you can feel.
Extra Perks When Booking With Us
When you book The Ranch Malibu through us, you’ll receive:
$250 additional resort credit to use toward services or extras during your stay
It’s a small but meaningful enhancement to an already incredible experience.
The Ranch Malibu isn’t for everyone but if it is for you, it can be truly transformative. It’s challenging, humbling, grounding, and empowering all at once.I came home tired in the best way, clearer than I’ve felt in a long time, and already thinking about when I’ll go back.If you’re curious whether The Ranch is the right fit for you, we are always happy to talk through it and help you decide.